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How To Train Your Horse To Carry The American Flag
Build a “flag” out of a 10 foot PVC pipe, an old tablecloth, and some strong flexi-ties. Carry the flag past your horse’s stall. Clean leg wounds from him sailing out of his stall and into the run in an effort to escape the scary-flappy-thing. Decide he’s definitely not fit for grand entry. Nervously ask…